Quotes and Lyrics

Well move the quotes and lyrics here, so the tat thread can go back to tats (my bad)

"You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bon-fire under her deck? I have no time for such nonsense." - Napoleon, on Robert Fulton's Steamship

Ha Napoleon. This is why you failed.

Light a fire for a man and he will be warm until the fire burns out. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


paraphrasing - Terry Pratchet I believe.

You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone

Go for it! Or make a new thread for it. Up to you. You have great power... to make new threads if you wish.

Catangel wrote:

Hmm i've run out of ones from the top of my head. I have random facts though. But idk if I can put them here lol

I could make another topic... in fact, I"ll go do that now. It'll be under the group chat heading.

Recap of the quotes and such from the Inked thread


Offox -
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him. If you meet your father, kill your father."
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri

Catangel -
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you!
"Put out the light" - Teddy Roosevelt's last words
"Nothing but death." -Janst Austin's last words after her sister asked her if she wanted anything

Morbid3500 -
Beep...beep...beep...beep..." - Sputnik I
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
"People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford
"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara

Renediw -
Johnny five No disassemble - Johnny five

I really like his first one.

profanity is he linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker
-somebody

you ever notice that people who're against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?
-george carlin

Catangel wrote:

"Carnivals dont sell food. They sell vomit fuel" - Skeezix in the back of my car

"Get me home, i'm going to be sick" *Cat speeds up* "Oh yeah, thats good. Speed up so I get sick faster" - Skeezix again in the back of my car

Oooo, that's just not good. Hilarious, but not good.

Carlin is full of great quotes.

that would be great!
-a girl that skeezix likes on if she would like to play music with him

midgets, lickable stickable fun
-a guy named mike

hey its just brown sugar
- the bearded guy

morbid3500 wrote:

Carlin is full of great quotes.

he\s one of my favorites in that he's funny and he has a brain. here's another

"me and richard pryor are 1 to 2 on heart attacks, but we're 1 to 0 on lighting our asses on fire. he hada heart attack, then i had one, then he lit his ass on fire and ran down the street, and i said fuck that i'm having another heart attack"

Renediw wrote:

hey its just brown sugar
- the bearded guy

looked pretty green to me =)

yeah i know